Nor are puns the only form of carpet humor not by a long shot.
Carpet fitter puns.
As normal don t expect too much hilarity or originality i left my bike beside a wall the other day and it fell over.
There was no plaque on the wall.
Ten years of his life cutting and fitting carpets for other people to walk on without even seeing them.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
Eddie was a carpet fitter and he hated it.
Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late.
It was two tyred.
Daughter wants to get new carpet laid in bedroom.
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What does speedy gonzales put down before fitting carpet.
Chest of drawers can be removed for the fitting but she is reluctant understandably to start pulling flat pack furniture around.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived.
Underlay underlay underlay what do mexicans put beneath their carpets.
This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
When his work was done no one ever appreciated it.
He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room under the carpet what appeared to be a small lump.
Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
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For ten years he had spent his days sitting squatting kneeling or crawling on floors in houses offices shops factories and restaurants.
This week s puns and one liners take the theme of wall jokes.
No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes he said to himself.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
When his work was done.
Along one wall are flat pack built wardrobes and chest of drawers in middle.
He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes.
Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
For ten years he had spent his days sitting squatting kneeling or crawling on floors in houses offices shops factories and restaurants.
A friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
Ten years of his life cutting and fitting carpets for other people to walk on without even seeing them.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
